Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Ugly Juice Put Out by Hibernating Gnome

Ugly Juice has just been informed that Ask the Gnome has decided to sleep for awhile. What? Why? I protest! How will we know what the gnome is up to? This is a travesty! The gnome's entire captive audience is going to be left sad, lost, lonely, and confused. There are too many unanswered questions for the gnome to simply go away, just like that. No warning, nothing. Poof!

Maybe my bloggy pals don't know it, but I check your blogs every day during class. This keeps me connected with you all. I need to know that you're out there.

Don't make me go back to the pre-blog era!

I couldn't do it!

NNOOOOOO!

Bluggghghaaaaaaaaaaagghghghhghghhghhhh--
araaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhh!!!!!

3 Comments:

At 7:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gnome is on vacation for a while for some r&r. The gnome will return.

-atg

 
At 3:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope that she will return pronto! Where else will I turn for that witty perspective on everything from Britney's progeny to the distinction between church and state?

The world needs you, Ask the Gnome!

-s.

 
At 7:43 PM, Blogger Ugly Juice said...

Update: Not to worry, the Gnome is back & more prolific than ever. We knew she couldn't stay away! Heh heh heh.

 

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