Publicity Director Reports "Chuck for President" Campaign Proceeding Smoothly

Actually, there's a lot of competition, but we're definately the most organized. I'm pretty sure no other candidate has a committee. We've got a campaign manager, publicity director, platform chair, and committee members at large. I'll find a photo of Chuck to post sometime, he's one of my favorite classmates--he looks like a lumberjack and is wicked smart. He sits back in class and never seems to take notes, but he makes the best points and is always dead on when he gets called on. Plus, he sits close enough to throw eyes at when Princess 1 and Princess 2 go on their little diatribes. Shad put together a communist-propaganda-looking logo, and we're having t-shirts and stickers printed. As publicity director, I'm rolling out our propaganda campaign this week. Each day a different "news article"...Ugly-Juice-style of course (and worked up all professional-like by Shad)--silly headline, endorsement of oddball groups, and full-text article about why Chuck should be our fearless leader.