Thursday, April 14, 2005

Husband BUSTED Hiding Ice Cream Bars Behind Bag of Bagels on Top Freezer Shelf

I had such a sweets craving, too, was a most righteous discovery.

Since I'm sure a few of you are coffee addicts like Yours Truly, I'm just going to put this out there--Does the acid in coffee start to break down the skin on the inside of your mouth? Make it all sensitive-like? Skin starts to peel away a little bit? Okay, that's gross, but you know what I'm talking about. If anyone has insight on this topic, please advise. I've decided to abstain from coffee for awhile to test this theory, and I'm dying here. I'm not sure how much longer I can make it (it's been almost a full day).

8 Comments:

At 7:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me think about whether or not I want to kiss you right now...flaking mouth sores......hmmm...no.

Also, Ice Cream bars cause rashes and boils, so leave them alone.

 
At 7:47 PM, Blogger Ugly Juice said...

OK, now, that's just mean. I've told you I am coffee-deprived and suffering. Don't kick me when I'm down.

 
At 8:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of law student doesn't drink coffee? That doesn't make sense.

 
At 8:07 PM, Blogger Ugly Juice said...

The rest of them are just not out about their sore mouths. They're ashamed and in denial, thus they continue to drink.

 
At 8:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take heart! It is not the coffee. Just swish some salt water around in your mouth twice a day and it will clear up (I called a dentist friend for you!)

 
At 7:38 AM, Blogger Ugly Juice said...

Thank you! That is such good news.

 
At 10:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, how is Ms Ooshy Mouth today?

 
At 10:37 AM, Blogger Ugly Juice said...

Much improved. I think the whole situation was a result of drinking two whole pots of coffee while studying one night. I've been cutting back the consumption. That's just gross. In addition to getting ooshy mouth, I had to pee a lot.

 

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