Red Wine Debacle Overcome by Efficient Application of Oxy Clean

It's been brought to my attention that some people haven't heard of Oxy Clean! The shame! How do you people get by? Thing is, from time to time, Ugly Juice needs to fully endorse certain commercial products. Here's the thing about Oxy Clean. It amazingly gets red wine out of anything. I have had many a white skirt and carpet saved by this product.

Here's the uncanny chain of events that unfolded the other night: A glass of red wine is spilled on my white carpet. Friend looks up with big, concerned eyes. I smile, no worries, I have Oxy-Clean. I demonstrate this magical product, which eliminates the spot completely. Summra sits down immediately after this, and, commenting on how wonderful Oxy is, crosses her legs and in doing so spills her own glass of red wine all over her light blue linen skirt. Shoot, I say, let's go upstairs and take care of that, and, standing up, I spill a few drops of red wine from my own glass onto my own white linen pants.

Were we on Candid Camera?

(Anyhoo, as you may have guessed, Oxy took care of the whole situation.)

Incidentally, there was a lot of red wine consumed at that party. The Fat Bastard Shiraz was probably my favorite, although we opened a bottle of Two-Buck Chuck (Charles Shaw from Trader Joe's) which was decent. In fact, I could see myself drinking a lot of that.

Does anyone know if there's truth behind the rumor that a Trader Joe's is opening here in the Twin Cities?