"My Winter Vacation" by Ugly Juice

We spent Christmas with my family in Perham. It's a family tradition to gather around the piano and work our way through the Reader's Digest Holiday Songbook. Did you all know I have four lovely sisters? Front row (L-R): Dear little Mary (12, punk rocker extraordinaire), and Sarah (18, multi-talented genius of sickening proportions); Back Row (L-R): Mom, Kate (28, wonders who just farted), Greta (22?, seems to know who just farted), Moi (doesn't care who farted, but how 'bout another glass of wine?)



Wha??? (Juice does not remember and has no explanation for this, but notes that it is difficult to hold glass of wine while doing quasi-Egyptian dance.)



Hosted craft craft revolution in new craft studio. Far left: Action shot of Julie working on a skirt, The Mess interrogating a witness (face blurred for protection, apparently), Gretchen admiring Sarah's swank sewing machine while Sarah learns to sew.



Emily mosaics in the Sky Lounge.



Amy models newly-finished swank silky shirt. (Juice steals remnants to make pillow).



The Mess finds Shad's Mexican wrestling mask. Juice pleads the fifth.



Juice finishes Esther's quilt.



Juice and Shad drive to Rock Island, Illinois and see MIL's amazing and beautiful new house.



The living room and gorgeous three-season porch, with original french doors. Don't be fooled by the ugly carpet--there are beautiful hardwood floors underneath.