Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Still no Leads on Star Trek/Dr. Who Shenanigans

Seriously. Who did it? I refuse to believe that Shad has been hiding them from me for seven years.

posted by Ugly Juice @ 8:21 PM   13 comments

13 Comments:

At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I maintain that you found Shad's stash of nerd-porn, and he won't fess up because he's too embarassed.

 
At 10:57 PM, Blogger mrmonkey23 said...

I hate to be the one to tell you this, Anna, but I swear to god Shad asked me to go with him to a Trek convention last year. Needless to say, I declined.

He needs to come clean... don't believe any of the BS about him being a trekker and not a trekkie... the man is in deeper than Deep Space Nine.

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/3939/trekkie.htm

I suggest you send him useful information like this to make him see the error of his trekkie ways...

http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm6926.html

Act fast! It's only a matter of time before he blows the vacation fund Captain Kirk's kidney stone or Klingon forehead surgery.

http://www.boingboing.net/2006/01/17/captain_kirk_sells_k.html

http://www.klingon.org/smboard/index.php/topic,497.new.html

 
At 10:50 PM, Blogger Ugly Juice said...

Steve, I'm not buying this crap for a second. In fact, I'm more convinced than ever that you and LA are the culprits.

How's that smelly pork chop in your basement?

 
At 8:08 AM, Blogger mrmonkey23 said...

You ask that man! See if he can deny his attendance at a Star Trek convention last year while looking you in the eyes!

Furthermore, I think he dragged Zander down into his Sarlak's Pit of Trek iniquity with him (yes I know this is a Star Wars reference geek readers... same difference!). "What kind of geek do you think I am" indeed!

Sorry, Anna, but I think you're in denial.

That said, if ever there was a man to brandish a klingon forehead, Shad is that man.

 
At 8:59 AM, Blogger Ugly Juice said...

Oh my God, Steve. He admitted to attending the convention. He claims it was just for entertainment.

 
At 8:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know what you guys are talking about.

http://img288.imageshack.us/img288/5989/klingons4ui.jpg

http://img288.imageshack.us/img288/7568/batman6hh.jpg

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/5377/shadklingon3qd.jpg

 
At 7:56 PM, Blogger LA said...

Ohmygod...it WAS Shad's!
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jeeze.

 
At 8:03 PM, Blogger Ugly Juice said...

Dude, admission of attendance at a klingon convention doesn't prove that two dozen wacky paperbacks are Shad's. You hosers are not off the hook yet on this one, despite your admirable protest.

 
At 6:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shad, just come clean and join the 12-step Trekkie-free organization of your choice. I won't tell anyone about your obsession with Star Wars either. UJ, you had to find out someday. Married people just can't know everything about each other. I found out after over 20 years of marriage that your FIL likes canned peas. I was shocked, but we worked through it. Hang in there.

 
At 10:59 PM, Blogger mrmonkey23 said...

I think you owe us an apology, Anna. In Klingon, please.

http://members.aol.com/jpklingon/uta/javauta.html

 
At 7:01 PM, Blogger Ugly Juice said...

Pah! There is no apology forthcoming, Mr. Monkey. I know this whole thing is a frame-up.

 
At 7:09 PM, Blogger Ugly Juice said...

(And, I'm sorry to disappoint, but the klingon translator didn't work for me.)

By the way, I find your efficiency and dexterity at locating Star Trek-related web sites to be very suspicious.

 
At 9:54 PM, Blogger mrmonkey23 said...

Suspicious? I assure you it is 100% google and 0% tricorder.

 

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