Juice Thinks of a Few Shenanigans of Her Own

Shad used to rent from these two guys who had horrifying taste in home decor (think: pink neon lights, black grid things hanging on the wall, pictures of firemen hosing each other down). I have often thought it would be funny to pick up something that would have been in their house to give Shad as a gift (or just stick in the livingroom for kicks). So imagine my delight when I found this on Craig's List:




It's kind of hard to make out in the photo, but it's coffee table. They put a post-it note on it or something. The "base" is a jaguar, and the top is glass. Those guys had this table in their family room and we moved it every time we wanted to go in there to watch a movie. Partially so it wouldn't be in our way, partially so we wouldn't have to look at it. It would be hilarious to pick it up...but I can't bring myself to put it in my own house. Hmmmm....