Kitties Resemble Bush Administration in Inability to Respond to Crisis

We had a mouse in our house.

The response from the kitties was less than impressive. The Wiz just kind of stood back and watched it run around. She chased it around for awhile, but wouldn't catch it. She'd just corner it and then look at it. One time she lost it and it was just sitting right under her belly. What a moron!

Car was nowhere to be found in the heat of the crisis. Finally, Shad went to get her and dropped her off at the scene. Both kitties just stood in the middle of the living room like a couple of dummies while the mouse disguised itself as a ball of dust. Then they lost interest and wandered away, and Shad had to go get them and bring them back to the living room. Then they'd get off task again and wander away, and Shad would bring them back. Repeat, repeat, repeat. The Wiz kept following up bogus leads, e.g. the chair leg, while I could see the mouse on the other side of the room. Car was just pathetic, all moody and crabby. The Wiz is just a pinhead. Finally, Shad caught the mouse himself, put it in a little container and let it go down the street.