Fleet Farm Employees Amused by "Cute Little Craft Project" Requiring Barbed Wire

(Editor's note: In response to broad public outcry, Ugly Juice has agreed to post occasionally during exams.)

It turns out that barbed wire is only available in ¼-mile increments. I tried to explain that I needed “just a few yards” and that it was for a "little" craft project. (Making centerpieces for today's awards ceremony--we're recreating the Amnesty International logo with candles and barbed wire). The guy just kind of shook his head.

As further proof of my slipping grip on reality, I went to Caribou Coffee today and ordered a grande mocha (using Starbucks’s stupid word for “medium”). Ugh, that is the worst, like asking McDonalds for a “biggie” size. Worse still is the fact that it’s the second time I’ve done that in two weeks. Pathetic.

Ok, so, in other news: the fancy-pants Amnesty International awards ceremony is today (we're presenting our annual human rights award). More importantly, I'm wearing my green and cream tweed spring suit. I have to do just a little bit of talking and help present the awards. Good times.

Also, the exam-studying is fine.