Paramedics Called for Intense Paper Cut
I have not had a paper cut this bad in quite some time. It is deep and has left a significant flap of skin and exposed flesh. I'll spare further details. I was reminded of the good old days when I worked at the law office AND the restaurant, and I would get paper cuts all day and then squeeze lemons and limes into drinks all night. Painful times, those.
posted by Ugly Juice @ 6:47 PM
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5 Comments:
In addition to your bicycle helmet, I recommend you start wearing rubber mittens.
Thank you, Safety Man. I, too, noticed that my recent headlines had indicated the dangerous conditions under which I am working. I appreciate your suggestions.
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If you must type, make sure to not type on electronic devices near open water.
- Safety Man
In the "Magazine Full of Stupid Articles That Are Only In This Magazine Because We Want Your $1.50" that I bought today because I don't have anything real to read, it said the best thing for paper cuts was to put some non-toxis glue (like Elmer's for Kids) on the cut. The glue will hold that ol' skin flap down and seal the cut without using unsightly band-aids or rubber gloves. Plus, it should be fun to watch people try to glue cuts on their right hands if they are right-handed. Oh, and one article said Safety Man was a weinee....
Ok.....teasing Safety man..NOT SAFE.
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