Sunday, March 06, 2005

Woman Found Dead in Library, Asphyxiated by Soy Sauce Fumes

Shad and I picked up sushi for dinner and brought it back to the library. We played chess while we ate. Shad won, as usual. Now my study room is engulfed in the pervasiave aroma of soy sauce. Every breath tastes like it.

Dang, I'm going to get kicked out of the library soon. (Closes at 2 a.m.) I wish my energy kicked in at 7 a.m., rather than 10 p.m.

4 Comments:

At 10:07 AM, Blogger Dr Em said...

anna you are such a good student. you are always at the library!

 
At 2:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you should get a student job that pays you to lock up the library! WHy pay someone else, when you are there?

 
At 8:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you smell fumes in a room, open a window and take a walk until the room smells like America again.

 
At 10:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anna probably spends all her time in the library because her house smells like Safety Man....

 

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