Lotion Snafu Blurs Author's Vision

This morning, I was putting Oil of Olay on my face like I always do--I dab some on both cheeks, my forehead, and my chin, then I rub it around. Well, I GUESS I was going up to my forehead with a huge glob of the lotion but I TOTALLY missed, and I put it on my EYEBALL instead. It was really creepy looking! I was so shocked, I couldn't blink or anything, but at the same time, I was really interested so I stood there for a minute just looking at this big ol' dollop of lotion on my eyeball. Then I snapped back to reality and rushed into the bathroom to wash it off just like I learned in high school chemistry.