Minneapolis Couple Encourages Parents to Send Children to Live with Them; Parents Complain about "Lack of Perceived Value"
Poor Toby got hit by a car after stepping off the bus last night! He got to take a trip in an ambulance and everything.
Obviously, the driver didn't know that Toby is invincible. Next time, hopefully he'll direct his efforts elsewhere.
posted by Ugly Juice @ 5:30 PM
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A true action hero, he smashed their hood and windshield.
Tomorrow, a pool of sharks.
Oh yeah. MEET TOBY EVERYBODY!
Ah, yes, and let's send him up to rake the snow off the roof.
Welcome to Minnesota Toby!
From the looks of Tobular the Radioactive Pansyboy's t-shirt, he needs a new costume. I still think you should send him out for lottery tickets (with padding, a crash helmet, emergency flares and a seeing eye dog.) When I told him to watch out for cars, I meant the CAT!
poor toby
don't let anna and shad test any of your other super powers
they are not to be trusted
No, way, Debi, I love the T-shirt. The spatterings of blood on the front add just the right touch. Maybe I will sew him a cape to complete the costume. My supergirl cape is packed away somewhere...
Ang, I am saddened by your lack of loyalty. We're not to be trusted?
You know, maybe you should pit Toby against that pyscho doll you are always running into and see who wins. NO CAPES; didn't you watch "The Incredibles"? What did the rest of Toby's outfit look like when he got home? Are we talking new coat shopping time?
And I'm sure Ang meant that you are not to be trusted if you send him up to rake the snow off the roof. I'm sure you can be trusted in other circumstances (hopefully involving lottery tickets and other cushy objects.)
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