A Very Mortified Juice Humiliates Self by Mis-Reading Headline

Oh, yes. Veeeeeeery embarassing. I am officially on snark probation. I decided to leave the post up so that you all can subject me to the public lashing that I deserve. Go ahead. Kick me while I'm down.

IM Conversation, approx 11:50 a.m.

Geoff says:
Uhhh, Petosker?

Geoff says:
I would remove that UJ post if I were you.

Geoff says:
Your Apostrophe Nazi moral authority is in serious
jeapordy.

The Petosker says:
why?

Geoff says:
I am going to assume that you miss-read the
headline

The Petosker says:
WHAT?

Geoff says:
it's is the contracted form of "it is," which is what they
were trying to say there.

The Petosker says:
HOLY SHIT!

Geoff says:
Matt is typing up a snarky comment for you right
now

The Petosker says:
I'm so embarassed!

Geoff says:
yeah

Geoff says:
...

The Petosker says:
Shit! I'm doing disk drive cleanup right now &
can't get into my internet.

Geoff says:
Matt says you have to leave it up

Geoff says:
take your medicine, so to speak

Matt says:
You must leave it up. You need to be humbled,

Geoff says:
I think he just wants his snarky comment to be seen by
everyone

Matt says:
Like Cheney shooting his hunting buddy--You need to learn
that you are not gramatically invincible and all powerful.

Matt says:
Anna PLEASE leave it up!!!

Matt says:
It would be rather hypocritical to continue to trash others
apostrophe usage and yet bury your own so that none may see it.

(Pause, 10 minutes pass)

Geoff says:
Petosker?

The Petosker says:
what?

Geoff says:
Are you in a corner somewhere, sobbing?

The Petosker says:
No, but I'm trying desperately to get on blogger, and
it's down.

Geoff says:
Do you feel dirty? Are you taking a shower?