You Can't Even Make This Shit Up

I've been trying to work up the energy to go for a run for the past few hours. After all, it's a bright sunny day outside, I consumed about a pound of sugar last night, and I didn't make it to the gym as often as I'd hoped this week. I kept finding things to do to put off the run (laundry, bubble bath, homework, blogs, etc.) because frankly, I was feeling just too lazy to get out there. Finally I decided to just suck it up. I geared up in my sweatsuit, fleece, hat, mittens, scarf, ipod, etc and grudgingly began the run. I had made it a block and a half when a lady pulled up next to me in her car and shouted, "Hey, did you happen to see a pit bull running loose around here?"

Needless to say, I turned straight around and headed home. Thanks, lady!