Thursday, February 16, 2006

Apostrophe Nazi Can't Resist Pointing Out CNN's Egregious Apostrophe Abuse

Written in bold, below the headline:

UNITED NATIONS (CNN) -- The U.S. government should release all suspected terrorists it's holding at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, or try them, the United Nations said Thursday.


Stupid CNN. This was yesterday's news anyway.

7 Comments:

At 9:39 AM, Blogger Dr Em said...

un, i have been meaning to write a blog about my grammatical ineptitude. i think it makes sense. i don't think it is a possessive its. you know, if the US government is IT, then IT IS holding suspected terrorists. maybe IT should be THEY instead? what do i know, i went to open school.

 
At 9:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What apostrophe abuse? It's = it is. Contractions use apostrophes, don't they?

 
At 10:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, Juice, I also think that it's an appropriate use of the apostrophe.

 
At 10:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIT!!!! I need a drink. My world is turning upside down!!! Help me someone! After all the lessons, corrections, gentle and not so gentle chidings I have received on my apostrophe usage by the Apostrpohe Nazi herself, I cannot believe what I'm seeing. Is Anna right? Is CNN right and ANNA WRONG??!!!! I can't take it. Someone wake me up when it's over.

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger Ugly Juice said...

OK, I'm totally mortified, humiliated, humbled, ashamed, etc. In my haste I got a bit dyslexic and read "it's" as a possessive--I read something like "...all of its suspected terrorists...." I vow not to point out any further instances of apostrophe abuse. Or at least, not until I've had my coffee...

 
At 7:05 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

ok, i'm glad y'all figured this out... cause i have pretty bad grammar skills, and i read that and thought it was fine... but it turns out it is fine! wheeww.. i'm not so dumb after all!

 
At 8:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i dunno

dont really wany my gwhanthannhamo news too kalokewial.

yknow?

 

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