Juice Considers Interview Challenge
Matt and Geoff have dared me to ask one of the interviewers if I can bring a gun to the office. If they look confused, I'm supposed to say, "You know, my glock! Can I pack heat?" There's $20 riding on the dare. I did not accept the challenge today, but maybe I'll get loopy by Thursday. I did say "bad-ass" in one of the interviews today. Just slipped out. Whoops. Well, it is a legitimate adjective, I think.
At the risk of jinxing myself, I am pleased to report that all interviews went very well today. I won't hear back from them for 1-3 weeks, so...waiting time. Three interviews tomorrow, and two on Thursday.
posted by Ugly Juice @ 5:40 PM
9 comments
9 Comments:
OMG! You TOTALLY have to ask about your gun!!
UJ, you have got to stop hanging out with those bad influences. First, you are packing heat, then comes the crime and drugs and....You're grounded until you come to your senses young lady!
Really? I have to stop with the guns, crime, & drugs? Here I thought snorting lines of coke together was a great mother/daughter-in-law bonding experience...? And what about that 15-city robbery spree? Those two weeks meant nothing to you?
M, G, & I have daily arguments about guns. I am the sole member of the anti-gun camp. They are more concerned about who does and who doesn't get a gun cabinet in their office when we open our own firm. They are totally closet republican 2nd amendment sick-os and should be ashamed of themselves.
what's that again about snorting coke??.... you got some good goofballs & blow hook ups?
I am NOT a second ammendment sicko! If they want to take all the guns away, that's great! If it'll be harder for people to kill each other, I'm all for it.
But until they do take the guns away, I love me some Smith and Weson. Gotta protect my kids! Now where are did those Black Talon bullets go.....?
so i'm guessing "black tallon bullets" is some sort of coke.... yes?
Oh no, the drugs and the crime spree was fine; I could even live (?) with attempted murder. But when you progressed to duct tape and crazy glue, I knew it was time for intervention....
Messica, was that last comment for UJ or G??
Uh....this all got very weird. Hi guys!
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