Mother-in-Law Helps Minneapolis Couple Prepare for Apocalypse
What's big and fat and always in style?
Here's a hint: It's REALLY BIG, and REALLY FAT.
Give up? It's the super kick-ass freezer my mother-in-law bought for me!!!!! Check it out!!!!!!
No reaching down into one of those deep freeze chests for me, no way, she wouldn't hear of it. We're all class here. I can open the door and leisurely survey all my choices from a comfortable standing position, pondering the contents of the mysterious recycled sour cream/yogurt/etc. containers stacked inside. Only commoners have to reach into those skanky freezer chests. I am slowly filling it up with chili to sustain me through the school year.
Sadly, I hear that my dear mother-in-law has incurred some wrath from a certain husband who has found her charge card bill... Does he realize the joy her benevolence has brought to this household? Or the peace of mind that comes from having 100 frozen containers of chili in the freezer? I just hope there is still electricity when the apocalypse comes. You'll know where to find me.
posted by Ugly Juice @ 9:48 PM
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5 Comments:
Deep freezer gift = true love.
You guys are so swank.
So very, very swank.
Just think of the booty you can load that sucker up with from Costo now...I do. Like organic asparagus...or strawberries...lots and lots of boxes of Egg Beaters...
LUCKY!
LOL swanky chili woman! I thought Toby would have that thing full of pizzas by now.
There was no wrath. And I think you are supposed to take the yellow tag out and replace it with pasties.
Messica: You're so holy.
Father-in-law: Phwew. So glad to hear it.
Wanted: Buffalo.
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