Woman Attempts to do Homework Even Though Possibly Still Little Bit Drunk

Great big party at our house last night to celebrate the release of BTA's new book as well as Shad & Kevin's birthdays. It was a blast. Julie brought lots of delicious food, and I made tons of food, and Betsy and Kate and Summra and Cheryl brought more food, and we polished off a keg and a million bottles of wine. Some mojitos, too, with chocolate mint from Julie's garden.

It is a beautiful day today. I had planned to go to school to work on law journal authority checks, but I decided to set up shop on the patio instead. It's great out here, and would be even better if I could get the neighbor kids to drink some arsenic-laced koolaid. Not enough to kill--just enough to quiet them down a little. Pretty crunchy, huh?

I wonder if LA is going to have her baby today? Great big harvest moon, and she's ready to go any minute. She's been so uncomfortable and fat and bad-feely that Steve keeps her locked in her room. Poor lady. We're all just so excited to see that baby and have our LA back.

Leftover falafel and hummous in the fridge from Summra. Yum. I'm going to go eat it. And make a mojito. I hate to think of all that tasty mint going to waste, and it will make the authority check much more bearable.