BLOG SPAMMERS: LEAVE ME ALONE. I WILL JUST DELETE YOUR COMMENTS AND I REFUSE TO CLICK THROUGH TO YOUR HOKEY, STUPID SITES

Just wanted to check in and tell you all that I am working on my 85-page reading assignment for Crim Pro, and after 7 pages I have taken zero notes and highlighted nothing. However, I have found two punctuation errors and two misspelled words. Can I go home now?

My last day of freedom should be good. I'm going to spend a few more hours sitting on the patio, drinking coffee, and plodding through Crim Pro. This afternoon, friends are coming over to drink and mourn the end of summer with me. I've been advised that it is spot on to show up for the first day of school hung over and reeking of alcohol.

When my aunt Rose and grandparents came to visit me on JULY 30, I cut a stem of browallia from my garden and put it in water in an ugly vase outdoors. THE FLOWER IS STILL ALIVE! Is that nuts? Just today, it finally appears to be dying. The flower is still bright purple, but curling in at the tips. What kind of cut flower stays alive in water for FOUR WEEKS? I didn't add flower food to the water or cut it down or anything, I just left it in there and ignored it. MAGIC! Is it some kind of symbolism? I, too, was thriving and happy on the patio all summer, but the thought of starting school again makes me want to curl up and turn brown.

Car totally loves me today. She keeps jumping on my lap and licking my face. She must know how sad I am.