Ugly Juice Endures Painful Lunch With MBA Types While Unemployed Lady Friends Get Snockered
Oh, man. As if being stuck out here at nerd camp and hating it isn't enough, I missed the Unemployed Ladies Society luncheon. I do so enjoy my time with the Unemployed Ladies every other Thursday afternoon...instead, I got to sit around at lunch and listen to the MBA types talk about the length of their commutes and how nice it is at the end of a cul-de-sac in Burnsville.
Anyhoo, I'm sorry to be such a downer about nerd camp. I loved it when I got here on Sunday. Now I'm just eager to get home. Like a seven-year-old, I miss home. I miss Shad and my own bed. I'll be going home tomorrow, and I can't wait.
By the way, mother-in-law...The Unemployed Ladies Society has graciously postponed the Russian Tea House lunch two weeks so that we can go while you're here... I know you were looking forward to it.
posted by Ugly Juice @ 9:17 PM
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Are you sure they won't hurt me? I mean, after all, they are unemployed and I hire people for a living.... I remember the reaction when an employed person crashed the gathering the last time. Should I bring chocolate in case the natives get restless?
Don't worry, I've warned them that you're from the working classes.
I just did laundry.
I AM SO AWESOME I AM SO AWESOME I AM SO AWESOME AWEEEESOOOOOMMMMEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just a little poll if anyone is still reading:
Can one take credit for doing laundry when one doesn't even take the clothes out of the dryer or fold them?
Just wondering.
You got home too fast. I was going to take the laundry out of the dryer next wednesday.
This is cut and paste from my calendar:
Wednesday 17th - 11:00 AM - Remove Clothes from Dryer.
See...proof.
I'm pretty sure I also saw "Send Wedding Thank-Yous" on your task bar recently, and we are coming up on our four-year anniversary.
But even assuming what you say is true, why is it okay to leave clothes in the dryer for a week? What kind of a show are we running here?
The list of people I haven't sent wedding thank-yous to is right here. I move it around a lot but it's safe.
When I say "right here" I mean it actually might be in the back of the Subaru. I'm not sure.
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