Oxi Lover Sheepishly Admits Has Been Misspelling Name of Favorite Product for Years

I went to the store today to load up on cat food and Oxy Clean. When I went to the appropriate aisle in the store, I noticed that Clorox had created a rip-off of the product. Next to the Clorox Oxy Rip-off was some product called "OXI Clean." Naturally, I was furious. How dare they profit off of Oxy's name and goodwill? I began to imagine the lawsuit, and cursed fate for not granting me a law degree just yet, otherwise I would have contacted Oxy Clean and suggested that we move forward with our multi-million dollar suit immediately. I was even more disgusted to discover that MY product, OXY clean, was not there. I was going to just leave the store, but I decided to pick up some of the rip-off OXI Clean to submit as evidence in my case.

I got home and immediately went down to the recycling to pick up the bucket of Oxy that I had just used up. I was mortified to discover that it was spelled OXI Clean all along! They had just redesigned their label so I didn't recognize it. The shame! I'm so pathetic!