Ugly Juice Lacks Social Etiquette When it Comes to Favorite Book

I realize that some people just don't want to read my favorite book, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Why? I don't know. Basically, what I do is pick it up whenever I see it at thrift stores, etc., and then I loan it to someone and never see it again. I'm not even sure if I have my own copy. If I did, I would have succeeded in forcing it on Matt before he left last night. Alas, he weasled out the door without a copy and now has no choice but to read James Patterson and Tom Clancy during the late night hours at his job. That'll show him. So, tonight I had to run to the bank to make a deposit, and in an unfortunate incident of geography, it turns out that Wells Fargo is really close to Arc's Value Village. I bet I haven't even been there in two weeks. I was thrilled to see a hardcover copy of my book on sale for $1.69. I also picked up two smiley little ceramic caterpillars.

...anyone wanna borrow the book?