More Shenanigans in Yard Lead Blogger to Suspect More than One Perpetrator Involved
We grilled turkey burgers the other night with Kevin. I left the buns on the grill and forgot about them, and they turned black. I thought we pitched them. However, I noticed that one burnt bun top is now perched on the windowsill on my back kitchen window. One burnt bun bottom was found this morning on the windowsill at the front of the house.
Why can't things just stay where they belong?
posted by Ugly Juice @ 1:50 PM
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4 Comments:
I blame squirrels! We used to find pizza crust and other bread items lying in the windowsills of our last house from time to time. They managed to chew the plastic of the city garbage can just to sneak into our trash and make off with "the good stuff".
LA, while I appreciate your willingness to place blame, I think the squirrel theory has a few holes. Why would a squirrel pull two bun pieces from our compost pile and place them separately on windowsills on separate sides of the house? Windowsills that are too high for a squirrel to climb up on? Additionally, are you suggesting that squirrels might also be responsible for the bloody heads? I never knew squirrels to have a morbid sense of humor.
Maybe somebody wanted to make your house into a hamburger?
That's hilarious!
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