Passage of Time Does Nothing to Dampen Love Affair Between Ugly Juice and Oxy Clean

I'm ready to grow old with Oxy Clean. We will sit side by side peering at the neighbors through the picture window and watch birds and airplanes fly by. I will croon sweet words showing my unfettered love and devotion to Oxy Clean long after I get dentures and have to start wearing a diaper. What spurs this sudden outpouring of affection, you ask? Being in a celebratory mood after completing the Crim Exam, and not yet ready to jump into Con Law, I decided to do some sewing this afternoon. I've had a really great spring green linen knit fabric sitting around for a few months and I've been dying to cut it all up and turn it into something. So, I sewed a cute little summer shirt and was so pleased with myself that I put it on right away, and THEN, I went downstairs and cooked some pasta with red sauce. (Aha! You see where this is going, don't you?) Welp, of course I splashed pasta sauce on the shirt. I will admit that as one of the world's biggest klutzes, even that would be the very fastest I have ever ruined a brand new piece of clothing. BUT! TADA! Oxy saved the day once again.