Spouse Takes Advantage of Student's Extended Absence to Smuggle New Creature into Home: Woman Concerned About Becoming "Cat People"

The Stwalls are suckers for stray cats. So when this mangey black kitty showed up at their door several days in a row, they couldn't turn her away. Somehow, the kitty ended up in my house. First of all, Car is going to be pissed, because she's been at the vet for two days getting her womanly things tied up or whatever, and she's going to come home to find this new creature eating out of her dish. Secondly, the cat doesn't know how to meow properly. The sounds she makes are something between a lamb bleat and a quack. I can't quite figure it out. However, she is very affectionate and cuddly. She follows us around and likes to be held. She forces her head under my hand so that I'll start petting her. She likes to nuzzle. I'm not quite sure what to do with that. She really respects our persons, doesn't bite or scratch or anything. Weird. So very unlike Car. She's kinda jumpy though. And kinda classy. We named her The Wiz. She's so very sweet, I'm sure I'll enjoy having her around, I'm just getting over some initial shock about having another creature in the house. There are, after all, a lot of creatures in my house these days.

I hope Donn is proud. He was not shy about hassling us about getting a pal for Car.