Brain Hemorrhage Linked to Ear Pimple

In addition to black lung, I have had a terrible earache ever since returning from China. I made Shad investigate the ear cavity the other day (sexy, I know) and when he came up for air he declared that everything looked normal. But as I was tipping back massive amounts of ibuprophen earlier today (for brain hemmorhage) I decided to investigate the issue further. I dug around awhile and I'm sure I found a pimple. In the inner ear. A byproduct of my adult acne problem, most likely. New business plan (completely unrelated to my health problems, which are real and imminent): in-home CT scans. I'm sure the hypochondriac market is sufficiently flush to support such an industry.