Juice Submits Additional Evidence to Those Engaged in Nature v. Nurture Debate

I was the lucky recipient of a visit from Kate and The Adorable Niece this evening! Hooray! I am happy to report that The Adorable Niece is as beautiful and perfect as ever.





Unfortunately, The Adorable Niece is showing some potentially unhealthy proclivities toward the consumption of vino, not unlike her dear auntie and mommy. Genetics--she can't help herself. Kate and I sat at the table for hours, chatting and drinking wine. The Adorable Niece received plenty of attention, and also had her blankie and a table full of toys and stuffed animals. Was she interested in those, though? No....

Hey mom, nothing personal, but I'm getting kinda sick of that stuff you've been feeding me. I'll take some of what you're having.



So I just guzzle it, right? Just like this?



Wait a minute. Nothing is coming out of this stinkin' bottle. Oh, I see...



Yesssss... You're drinking out of these here glasses. I gotta get me one of those.



Rats! Just my luck, the only glass within my reach is empty. Well maybe I can salvage that last drop at the bottom?



Auntie, I want to be just like you when I grow up.