Students Scandalized By Phone Call

I was leaving a voicemail message for Shad while walking down the hall:

"Hi baby, I need you to help me deal with this Adult Friend Swinger Virus problem, it's seriously out of control."

Suddenly I look up and notice that there are two students who had oveheard my call and giving me veeeeeerrry strange looks.

What I meant: I have a computer virus. I get these pop-up ads all the time telling me to click here to find an adult friend/locate swingers in my area etc. Another ad asks if I want a F*** DATE TONIGHT written in all red capital letters. Needless to say, it is very classy to have these things pop up when I'm in class. I'm just glad I'm usually sitting in the back row.

But it's even classier to have people overhear that I have picked up some sort of swinger virus. Nice.