Crows Plan Attack on Sky Lounge
I am not lying. There is a whole murder of crows circling around the tree in my front yard and cawing their creepy little heads off. Since I'm sitting here in the Sky Lounge, they are super close, and really loud, and I'm totally creeped out. I've seen The Birds, you know. Plus just now I noticed that there is a little tear in the screen so I know they've been planning their attack. Crap. There's like 30 of them. I wish I had a camera to prove it. I can see the whole rest of the block from here, and there aren't birds anywhere except circling outside my window. What the heck is in that tree? I'm super creeped out, dudes.
So...ah....I turned in that brief today, and feel pretty pleased with it. Of course it was the usual shenanigans, I stayed up all night to finish it, went to school all day jacked up on caffeine, etc. I got done with class at 7 and came right home. Now I'm planning to stay up for a few hours so I don't fall into a weird sleep schedule. So I was just chillin in the Sky Lounge with my homework when those damn birds showed up. Seriously, what the hell? Maybe there's a dead body in the tree. Will investigate later.
posted by Ugly Juice @ 5:55 PM
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I've got a pellet gun you can use. If you shoot a few of them, they'll get the picture and go to someone else's tree. What are they gonna do, shoot back??
Nooooooo!!! Stay out of the tree!!!! It is a crow ploy (go aheasd, say "crow ploy" 10 times fast) to lure you out of the attic.
Jeez, didn't you learn anything from watching creepy, scary movies??? (Fade to a)...girl alone...mysterious sounds...girl unlocking the door to find out what is making the noises....
At that point, she usually walks out of the house, leaving it UNLOCKED, and while she is gone, something awful sneaks into the house.
Aw, the plot thickens! The crows obviously want to draw you out of the house so they can take over the sky lounge (maybe they are crows with an obsession for crafts.) OR, something creepy is using the crows to make noise to draw you out of the house so it can sneak in. Where is Shad, by the way?
I mean, STAY OUT OF THE TREE!!!
I scored 4 bottles of Two-Buck Chuck to smuggle onto the airline. We don't have a nearby Trader Joes either so made use of my "supplier" who frequents California. Will see you this later this week.
Mystery reader in Austin, TX
The crows are gone today. At first I was nervous (remember the erie silence before they attacked in the movie?) but after a couple of hours of doing homework in the Sky Lounge (and after polishing off a half bottle of wine) I'm feeling calm. OBVIOUSLY, MIL, I didn't go outside alone. Sheesh, do you think I'm some kind of idiot? I've seen the movies. I know exactly what those crows are up to.
Hopefully the crows don't catch wind of the bottles of Two Buck Chuck making their way to my house...we don't want to give them any further incentive to charge the Sky Lounge.
I'm pretty sure Shad would do more than incite crows in order to secure his share of the Two Buck Chuck. So stay out of trees and dark corners. Also, check under the mattress...
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