Author Urges Readers to Exercise Discretion When Wearing Leggings

This post is directed to no one in particular. I hope merely to convince the passing reader that leggings are to be worn with utmost discretion. Of late, certain individuals have professed a special fondness for this peculiar garment. My concern stems from the fact that in the past I have questioned the proper discretiary usage of leggings by this particular individual. And so, anonymous reader, I present to you a survey of leggings worn by America's finest over the past two months. I'm not going to tell you what to do. I just hope you will look at the evidence and make an educated decision.