Lesbian Kitties Exploit Spouse's Absence to Make Out With Wife and Hog Bed

Since Shad has pretty much abandoned me, the kitties are sleeping with me every night and waking me up to cuddle and lick my face and beg for belly rubs. Like right now, for instance. They're so dang affectionate I almost feel guilty for trying to give them to Summra today. I thought since Shad was gone, I could get away with some kitty reappropriation. I haven't talked to him since Sunday and he seems to have moved to Eau Claire or something. I know he's alive because he left a comment on my blog a few days ago. And I have been reading his blog. So we're maintaining communication like any other healthy relationship. Still, I'm pretty sure this is the longest I have gone without speaking to him in about six years.

The Wiz's pregnancy scare has passed, by the way. She would be about 10 days beyond her normal gestation period by now. I guess she just got fat. Poor baby.