Unemployed Ladies of Leisure End up Making Day of It

I hosted the bi-weekly Unemployed Ladies Society Luncheon today on the patio with Jessica, Rita, and LA. Summra came as a special guest representative from the working classes, which nearly led to a meltdown of the Unemployed Ladies Society altogether...LA was up in arms, Rita and Jessica were calling foul, and finally we were able to calm everyone by explaining that Summra's job is only a summer position. And then Summra outed me and exposed that I actually have two jobs. NO! I swear, they're not real jobs. Anyhoo, Jessica brought a delicious quiche, LA some tasty veggies and spinach dip, and I made a salad, and several bottles of wine were consumed. Finally, at, oh....6:30 p.m., after we had polished off yet another bottle of wine, Jessica decided maybe she ought to use her tickets to the Kings of Leon show at First Ave. She'd been planning to go with JoLynn, who suddenly got sick with Strep, so she had an extra ticket. Would I like to go? Duh. So we went to the show, and toward the end of the opening act, Jessica realized her wallet was missing. We searched all over for it, and, assuming it was stolen, left the show. She went home to cancel her credit cards, and I called Shad--we had a BBQ to go to tonight--Jessica and I were planning to meet Shad at the BBQ after the show, but rather than lose my ride out there (Minnetonka?), I decided to just skip the show and go out early with him. So, no Kings of Leon for me, and instead, BBQ and beer with fun artist designer-types. I was delighted when I checked Jessica's blog after returning home and discovered that First Ave actually found her wallet. That is tripped out. Sweet.