Quasi-Emancipated Student Subjects Self to Utmost Humiliation of Being Found in Library on Friday Night

Oh, how embarassing. I need to spend my Friday night in the library working on The Paper because I ignored it all week. (Oh, yeah, I took yesterday off all right, and just pissed the day away). It's bad enough to get caught in the library on a Friday night during the regular school year, but in the summer?! Dang! Should I wear a paper bag over my head, or a ski mask?