Car Poised to Conquer in Kitten War

When we brought Car home, we tried to name her Captain Fantastic, but it was too late. The name "Car" had already stuck (stupid name little sisters came up with)(they are also generally responsible for naming the miscellaneous livestock, just so you know.)

Unrelated: I stole this link, Crying While Eating, from Joolie doolie. Funny. If you scroll down, you'll see Zander's cousin, Ted.