Scientists Study Law School Time Phenomenon, Earn Millions, Save World

I'm not sure if anyone else has noticed, but we need to get some of the world's top scientists on top of this law school time phenomenon pronto. If we could somehow get the formula down, I think we could stop global warming, etc.

Here's what happens: When I'm sitting in class (let's say Constitutional Law) every minute is equivalent to about 1 hour. But then, when I'm sitting in the library trying to catch up on my reading, or if I'm trying to catch up on my workload at the office, every hour lasts about one minute. The natural consequence is that my days generally go pretty fast and I can't get everything done that needs to be done, but I grow gray hairs and start to fall asleep while sitting in class.

Talked to little brother Pete last night. He's struggling with a nasty cold and a terrible workload at UND. I don't know whose bright idea it was to load him down with Chemistry, Physics and Calculus all in one semester (and I assume 1 or 2 other classes) but that is just sick. I wouldn't wish that on anybody.

Also got an email from my godmother, Rose, last night. She offered to help me plant an herb garden this spring! Yippee! I've been having big dreams about my splendid secret garden ever since. Rose has the most amazing gardens you ever saw, covering her whole backyard. I, on the other hand, have never been able to keep a houseplant alive for more than a few months and the only herb I ever tried to plant (basil) grew to be three inches tall and died of frost before I even got to use it.