Creepy!

I'm alone in the library with Baby Secrets! When she's in an upright position (as now), her glassy blue eyes are WIDE open. I took her out of the box earlier tonight and now I'm too creeped out to put her back in the box ...I don't want to touch her.

I was suddenly made aware of my aloneness with Baby Secrets because there was a gold bow haphazardly stuck to her box (a second-hand gift bow, I can only assume, stolen from the 8-year-old girl that Baby Secrets ate prior to her mysterious appearance at our Queen Ave abode) and it suddenly fell off the box onto the ground just a moment ago. As far as I can tell, no external force caused the bow to fall. I was just sitting here, alone, reading Con Law... I'm telling myself that time had eroded the bow's stickiness and it was bound to just fall off sooner or later....right?...

I thought it would be funny as hell to get Baby Secrets on some kind of motion sensor and settle her between some books on these shelves.

"I'm your best friend!"
"I have a secret only you can hear!"
"I want to eat your family!"
"I'm a happy baby secrets!"