Cocaine-Laced Coffee Discovered in Local Grocery Store

I am not sure what kind of coffee I picked up at Kowalski's last week (I bought it bulk and didn't mark the bag--It's Peace Coffee--I think it is Nicaraguan), but I suspect it is laced with cocaine. I never sleep well anyway, but last night was particularly bad. I had two cups of this magical beverage at around 6 p.m., and could not even consider going to sleep until 2 a.m. When I was still awake at 4:30, I decided to get up and read my book for awhile. I went back to bed at around 6:30. I woke up, refreshed, at 9:30. I cleaned my spectacularly messy kitchen in 20 minutes, a job that would normally take about an hour. Then I read three books, reshingled the house, mowed all of my neighbors' lawns, disassembled and reassembled all of my new IKEA furniture, and cleaned and vacuumed both cars. All before noon.

Okay, now you know I am lying--I never clean the cars.

Good stuff, good stuff. I just brewed another pot.

Anyhoo...Whilst zipping around all hopped up on this magic coffee, I uploaded a few more videos of my niece. This babe must think we are so lame. And she would be right. All we do is sit around and look at her (see, e.g., basically all photos in next post, which follow same template of person holding baby and smiling).

This first video helps explain why Mary has started to call her "Flail"...