Splenda Creeps Woman Out
I'll be staring at the computer all day, drinking coffee and working on this paper. Gives me plenty of time to think about how creepy that Splenda is. I just put some in my coffee and it foamed up. There is now a floating bubble of foam swimming at the top of my coffee cup. Gross. I know Splenda is supposed to be a good sugar substitute, sucralose and all that, but dudes, it is creepy. It is too sweet, and shouldn't turn into froth.
posted by Ugly Juice @ 7:23 AM
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4 Comments:
I <3 Splenda! What's your prob, girl? It doesn't leave a burning sensation after consuming it like Nutrasweet and isn't suppose to cause cancer like saccharine. The makers of Splend have broken God's code and given everyone the magic of zero calories and odd sweetness. It ain't sugar, but dang it if it makes diet soda good.
All this being said, I can't see myself cooking with it. That's just too weird.
Diet soda, maybe. Coffee, no. Pumpkin pie, definitely no, no matter if your mother thinks you won't notice.
Yeah, Splenda is some weird stuff alright. I like how sweet it is, but you're right, the foam is certainly unexpected. I read somewhere (where?) that it's the least of all the fake sugar evils... including stevia, which I thought must be good because they sell it at the co-op you know.
Yeah, that stevia deal...just goes to show you, never trust a hippie.
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